The Latest Skinny!

Monday, April 17th, 2017 4.46 PM

Hello there! If you are reading this, then congratulations, you've found the blog. Recently we've had a huge amount of interest. This is good, because I've been quietly preparing for the inevitable expansion of this website. It's been an endeavor of about ten years, truth be told.

The main thing I want to say in this short entry is that we sold out the warehouse last week and that we're caught up. Some packages were delayed, but I'm working on making sure the whole chain in unbreakable for the future timez. If you are a fan of the comedian Noel Fielding, just imagine his voice saying that last sentence.

Another thing is that allot of people are asking me medical type questions... I'm going to make a FAQ, answering as many questions as I can, but auntie and uncle Sam have pretty much dictated that I can't say much. Luckily there is enough literature and history out there for you to make up your own mind. Lettuce, juice... Good, bad? I think you get the point.

What I want you to know, dear customer or potential customer, or non-customer entity person, or potential non-person kin of some sort, is that I am a real person, working on this very important project. I am not perfect, so be kind. If I don't deal with your issue right away, message me a few more times about it and I'll do my best. I'm keeping a very ancient tradition alive here. This is not Amazon, I don't have a boiler room of Philippinos, ready to hop on your every demand... not yet anyways...

I care about quality, in so far as it can be applied to such a funny niche. I hope you are delighted by what you find here!

~ Christian (aka Lactucaman)

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